Why You So Triflin?


Let me tell you why I'm mad.......


It's so hard for the average person to remain faithfully committed to their spouse in a relationship.  Luckily for her, I was above average since first grade.

The way God made me, I'm a home body and I naturally dislike people.  I'm the lone wolf.  I communicate to the same four people on a daily basis and I'm perfectly fine with that.  The less my phone rings, the better I feel.

Because of this, I have no problems being faithful.  I don't go out, I don't talk to anyone I don't need to and I absolutely adore her (had to put that part in there because I know she's going to read this).  But for the rest of the world, being faithful is hard.  So much temptation. So many triflin individuals making it harder for you.  It's sickening man.

One Saturday afternoon Shavá, the boys and I went to Cross County Mall to take advantage of a sale Old Navy was having.  So we're in there, taking our tiiiiime, the boys running around causing troubleeeee, Shavá is looking at every single item in the stoooore, you know, the usual.  

After gathering enough items, we make it to the line to checkout.  I told Shavá I was going to take the kids to the mini playground the Mall has to wait for her there.  We get to the playground and I'm sitting down on my phone and the boys are already messing with the kids and taking over the playground, you know, the usual.

So this light skinned woman walks to the playground now with her daughter and sits adjacent to me on the benches.  I glance at her, but she pays me no mind.  For the next few minutes, I'm going back and forth from my phone to making sure the boys aren't bullying the kids too badly.  Then, a woman from our church passes me and I call out to her to say hello.  She too joins the bench and we greet each other as her children join the boys to go play.

We're talking about a bunch of non-sense, the weather, buying toys for the kids, Jay-Z and Beyonce, you know, the usual.  The light skinned woman looks over once, but then goes back to her business.  Moments later, my beautiful baby boo comes around the corner and our church friend says out loud to me, "Oh there goes your boo!"  If Miss Light Skinned would've turned her head around any faster, her neck would've fell off. Once I saw that, I'm like, oooh here we gooo.  

You already know my tall, chestnut, Amazonian Empress was looking delicious that day and that probably made Miss Light Skinned even more thirsty.

Shavá joins the bench and we're all talking and who you think is all in the convo? Miss Light Skinned moved over on the beeench, she turned her body aroooound, she's laughing at all the joookes, she's adding in her two ceeeents.  I'm like, yo, who is this?  Meanwhile she's sneaking me looks every chance she gets, smiling at me.

Maaaaaan you know how disgusted I was?  Allllll this time we were here and you didn't want to look my way, but when you hear that my Lady is here and you see how much better than you she looks, now you want to keep smiling at me? I should have told my boys to kick her in her face.  She should have been smiling at me when nobody was around.  Jusssst Jooooking.

But for real though how triflin is that? And that's just on the simplest scale.  This is how people get caught up.  Getting entangled with triflin people like this in more compromising situations.  People these days are the worse.  Naaah maaan, go that way, me and my family over here, you know, the usual.

-MB

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